Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

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Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

Prune Jokes More Prune Jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!