Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

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Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do your internal organs call their dating life?

Their homie-hoe-status

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

Prune Jokes More Prune Jokes

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!