Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

Who took my username?

When I find you, well, you'll be sorry!

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Why are oatmeal cookies better?

No raisin

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What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.