What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

' Sixth Sense ' Jokes More ' Sixth Sense ' Jokes

What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick