Ellen Pao Jokes

Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.

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Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What is Ellen Pao's favourite piece of Malware?

Ponzi Buddy

What's Ellen Pao's husband's favourite web plugin?

Ponzi Buddy.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What does apathy sound like?

I'm Ellen Pao, AMA

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

Fixed* deleted

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

What do you call a 7 foot tall Ellen Pao?

Pao Ming.

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232