What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

Why is the brain always anxious?

It's part of the nervous system.

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

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What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

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What's Ellen Pao's husband's favourite web plugin?

Ponzi Buddy.

What do you call a 7 foot tall Ellen Pao?

Pao Ming.