What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

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What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.