What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.