What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

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What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.