What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

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Aids develops itself