He only Phelps himself.
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Your mom.
By using his Magic Johnson.
Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)
Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.
Aids develops itself
Financial aids ! !
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
He'll have water on the brain.
A: After a dye job.
I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
He's got like a Brazilian Medals.
amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac
If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
A hooters shooter girl
Because 7 8 9.
Because he doesn't exist.
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
Because he's dead.
A STD.
The herpsichord.
Eggs-aisle.
flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."
