Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

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Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

What do you call a paraplegic with an incurable STD?

Roll-aids.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."