Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

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Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.