Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

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Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What do you call a Paraplegic runner?

A Boston Marathon Victim.

What do you call a paraplegic with an incurable STD?

Roll-aids.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.