How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

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How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.