How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

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Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain