How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.