Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

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Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant