Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

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What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

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Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

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What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !