Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

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What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

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Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

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What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !