Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

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How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

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What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

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What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".