I thought he didn't care about the 1%
God doesn't think he's a police officer.
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
My car can make it to 50.
Colonel, sir.
Who knows? Who cares?
Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
His left one
Because he's two radical.
By watching corn!
Prom
Hello ladies. Warm enough for you
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.