Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

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Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

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What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

What do you call a mentally challenged lion?

A leotard.

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".