Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What's the integral of 1/(cabin)?

1 natural log cabin. I'll show myself out.

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

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Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%