Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

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No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

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To hide his nuts!!

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What do you call a group of people from Idaho?

Deydahoes.

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Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

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Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%