What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

End Jokes More End Jokes

Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

P Jokes More P Jokes

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

Orn Jokes More Orn Jokes

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.