What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

P Jokes More P Jokes

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

What did baby corn say to mama corn?

Where's popcorn?

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.