I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
Where else would she beheaded
Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."
I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.
Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D
A. It saves them a lot of time.
Reddit already. Downvote.
Answer coming Fall 2017.
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
A migraine.
On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.
They never want to log off.
