What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?

Quark Kent.

What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?

A clotheshorse !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

Why do fencers love Reddit?

Because of all the *ripostes*

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

Because her children weren't that bright !

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*