What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome?

A hand-me-down.

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage