A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.
She was looking in Alderaan places.
Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.
Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.