How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

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How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

A: By their names.

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Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.