How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

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Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!