How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!