How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

How do you sink a polish ship?

you put it in the water

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What stories are told by basketball players ?

Tall stories !

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

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How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.