How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

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How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)