How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

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Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.

What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

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How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!