How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?

Frisbae

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

How do fish get high?

Seaweed

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol