What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

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What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

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What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

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What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.