Break Hand Jokes

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

Fist Fight Jokes More Fist Fight Jokes

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox

Road Sign Jokes More Road Sign Jokes

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.