Break Hand Jokes

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

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Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.