Mute
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)
He reads lips.
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Second-hand smoke!
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
No, YOU the bomb.
The door.
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
A lunchbox
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
Bill Cosby
Time to get it fixed.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
It don't need cleaning!
They planet.
Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
