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Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)
Because the stakes would be too high.
They planet
Birds of prey !
I'll be Bach.
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
It goes back for seconds
Broke
They are both crustaceans.
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
A lunchbox
Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.
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She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
It reads "Small medium at large."
You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
