Break Hand Jokes

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

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Fist Fight Jokes More Fist Fight Jokes

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What did Helen Keller name her dog?

akjnveoajknoea

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument?

Good point

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man?

Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.