How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

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What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time