How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.