How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

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How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.