Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

ctrl+v.

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How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!