Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

i j k

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.