How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat?

A snapping turtle!

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.