How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life?

the Martians