How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom?

Because they can't even.

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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What do Americans call the summer holidays?

Ceasefire

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.