How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

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Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

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One has parents

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !