What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

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Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

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What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!