What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

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What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

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What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.