Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !