Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

What do hipster jokes and hipsters have in common?

None of them are original.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.