Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

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How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

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Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

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Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.