Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

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Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

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Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

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Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund