If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
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Buy high sell higher.
With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.
at the stock market
He invested before it was cool.
The stock market.
They're both annoying and want your money.
He wanted cold hard cash!
Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.
The "My Yen" Apocalypse
Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.
She was a woman.
Getting caught red handed!
Because X Marx the spot.
Micromanagement!
So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
Whoa did you hear that?
Moo-sic!
Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.
Cheech Marinade!
Donor Kebab
snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...
