If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
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Buy high sell higher.
With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.
at the stock market
He invested before it was cool.
The stock market.
They're always plotting against it.
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Nothing. She's fine.
she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
You can't! You don't know which witch is which!
Now I would date him for the prescriptions.
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
A buck an ear.
A divorce lawyer.
They both sell G-strings
DLC.
It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.
Fo Drizzle
