If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
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Buy high sell higher.
With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.
at the stock market
He invested before it was cool.
The stock market.
a lot of countries have been inside her.
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
He still has some whistle left in his fart.
Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
Pull off the ring and the house is gone.
Invest a billion.
In a hedge fund
In the stork market !
I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
They all have white vans
His boss always took him for granite.
Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!
Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
