What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

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How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

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What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

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Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.