What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

man-go juice!

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.