How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.