How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

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What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.