How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How did the firefly react when he was stepped on?

He was delighted.

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.