How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.