How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!