How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?

A: A superior being.

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Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.