How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.