How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

Previous Random Joke Next
Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many short term memory loss patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

to get to the other side..

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.