What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Middle Night Jokes More Middle Night Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.