What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

squash*

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Middle Night Jokes More Middle Night Jokes

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !