What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

Middle Night Jokes More Middle Night Jokes

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast