What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

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What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.