What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Where do most black people work?

In jail

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!