What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

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Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.