Landmine Jokes

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Middle Night Jokes More Middle Night Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.