Landmine Jokes

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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The Wall was both their last big hit.

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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So they won't step on the fish.

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What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

a BA-BOOM!

Where did the girl go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

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Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

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How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...