They explode when triggered.
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Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
Landmines.
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
A landmine.
A polo bear !
To get to the middle.
They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.
One. You just have to spread him real thin.
Boom.
An orange in disguise! Boom!!!
the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
A midnight snack A hot Breakfast
Around the cluck !
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.
A: It depends how hard you throw them.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
An asymptoad.
