What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

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Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do feminists and zookeepers have in common?

Nothing. Feminists have nothing in common with anyone.

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.