What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

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Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

What do you call an exploding box?

Your new Note 7 package

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.