What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What do you call a happy cow?

Laughing stock. What do you call a grumpy cow? A Feminist

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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

What triggers feminists?

Genders

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What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.