What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet