What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.