What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.