What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?

Loo-Loo !

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What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!