What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.