What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.