How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity?

Islam Christianity sin

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

What do you call the cool, terroristy Muslims?

Radical Islam

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!