How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

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Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

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Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.