How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

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What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity?

Islam Christianity sin

What do you call the cool, terroristy Muslims?

Radical Islam

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!