Muslim Man Jokes

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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Resort Jokes More Resort Jokes

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

Harambae Jokes More Harambae Jokes

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

Harambae

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

Haram Jokes More Haram Jokes

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call not wanting to reminisce?

No-stalgia.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!