Muslim Man Jokes

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

Aloha Snackbar Jokes More Aloha Snackbar Jokes

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

Harambae Jokes More Harambae Jokes

What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

Harambae

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye