Muslim Man Jokes

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.

Why are Christians so bad at Trigonometry ?

They're afraid of sin

Aloha Snackbar Jokes More Aloha Snackbar Jokes

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator?

Muhammed muhammed muhammena.

What does a Muslim redneck wear?

A murka

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person