Muslim Man Jokes

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

Resort Jokes More Resort Jokes

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

What do you call a girl with a unibrow?

Cuban

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

Haram Jokes More Haram Jokes

Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere

Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home