Muslim Man Jokes

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

Who are these women?

A: Women working at 900 numbers.

Resort Jokes More Resort Jokes

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

Aloha Snackbar Jokes More Aloha Snackbar Jokes

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.