Muslim Man Jokes

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

Harambae

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth