What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

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What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

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He types, "HALOL"

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A fifth.

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

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What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

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