What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

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What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly