What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

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What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor