What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

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What's a British student's favourite drink?

M.I.Tea

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

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What's a redneck's favorite type of bread?

Inbred

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.