What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

Why is flour so dumb?

It's inbred.

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Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.