What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

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British Jokes More British Jokes

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

Why are gluten-free children so healthy?

Because they're not inbred.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.