Yeast Jokes

What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!

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Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions