What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee