What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.