What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of co-ordination?

HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee