What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

How did you sleep?

With closed eyes.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What does a racist baker exclaim?

white flour!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What's Whitney Houstons's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE