What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.