What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

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They both like to pork.

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Pork! Pork! Pork!

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers