Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

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When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.