Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

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What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.