When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

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What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high