What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

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How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

pa-jammins

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

What are there no black people in the Flinstones?

They were still monkeys