What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.