A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.
A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
Open the door and kick her out.
Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense
Really *sighs*
