What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!