What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

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What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

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What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "