Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?

They're cheap.