Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.