Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.