Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?

They're cheap.