How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.

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What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

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How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT