How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are Holocaust jokes never clean?

Because they're full of Germans.

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

Tile Jokes More Tile Jokes

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !