How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

Tile Jokes More Tile Jokes

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT