How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

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What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom?

They take an aspie

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

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How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !