How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

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What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !