What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

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Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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Irene.

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Chicken chow meng.

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Cutting edge technology.

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I'm lactose intolerant.

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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke