What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy?

Sudden Lee

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How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.