What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches?

Salvador Deli.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.