How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

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Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.