How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

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What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy?

The PGA tour.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.