How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

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What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

half a sack

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.