How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

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What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

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How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

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What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...